Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still Be In This Mess, But Wouldn't It Be Neat?

I See My Face In The Mirror And Go, 'i'm A Halloween Costume? That's What They Think Of Me?'

International Soccer Has Been A Big Part Of My Love For The Sport. I Love The Men's National Team. I Can Say That They're My Favorite Sports Team.

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

It Should Be Up To Each Bar Owner And Patron To Decide If They Want To Smoke Or Not.