Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

As Far As Exercising Goes... Watch For My Next Book, How I Died While Jogging.

But Sports Photography Isn't Something You Just Pick Up Overnight. You Can't Do It Once A Year For Fun And Expect To Do A Good Job. And I Take Pride In What I Do.

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

I'd Buy Joke Books And Try Doing Them At School; I Always Had Jokes. That Would Be My Go-to Thing At Parties: I'd Be Able To Get Through Them If I Just Told Enough Jokes. Otherwise, I Wouldn't End Up Talking To Anybody.

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.