Nothing's As Easy As It Is On

I Have To Get A Licence To Drive A Motorcycle To Protect Myself And The People Around Me. I Am Adamant There Should Be Some Sort Of Licensing Required To Have Children.

There Is No Greater Feeling Than When A Groom Turns To See His Bride And Has Tears In His Eyes Because She Is So Beautiful.

Before Kady Was Born, I Didn't Think Having A Kid Would Be Such A Big Deal. My Attitude Was Simple: Babies Are Nice, Play With Them, Put Them In The Closet Until The Next Time.

As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.

I Wonder If To Stare Into The Face Of God Will Drive Me Crazy. (i Wonder Who Would Blink First.)