Nothing Says Holidays, Like A Cheese Log.

Way, Way Back In The Day, Like In The 1990s, If You Wanted To Tell Everyone You Ate Waffles For Breakfast, You Couldn’t Just Go On The Internet And Tweet It Out. There Was Only One Way To Do It. You Had To Go Outside And Scream At The Top Of Your Lungs, 'i Ate Waffles For Breakfast!' That’s Why So Many People Ended Up In Institutions. They Seemed Crazy, But When You Think About It, They Were Just Ahead Of Their Time.

Never Follow Anyone Else's Path, Unless You're In The Woods And You're Lost.

We Use Only 10% Of Our Brains... Imagine How Smart We Would Be If We Used The Other 60%!

Come On, If You Don't Win Tonight It Doesn't Mean You're Not A Good Person, It Just Means You're Not A Good Actor.

One Rough Patch Is Not The Big Picture.