Nothing Makes A Man, Or A Body

You Never Know How Much A Man Can't Remember Until He Is Called As A Witness.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.

The Trip Across Arizona Is Just One Oasis After Another. You Can Just Throw Anything Out And It Will Grow There, I Like Arizona.

Labor Leaders Don't Do Much Laboring After They Are Able To Lead.

Statistics Have Proven That The Surest Way To Get Anything Out Of The Public Mind And Never Hear Of It Again Is To Have A Senate Committee Appointed To Look Into It.