Nothing Keeps Me In Such Awe As

I Own The Soft Impeachment.

A Tale Of Scandal Is As Fatal To The Credit Of A Prudent Lady As A Fever Is Generally To Those Of The Strongest Constitutions. But There Is A Sort Of Puny, Sickly Reputation, That Is Always Ailing, Yet Will Wither The Robuster Characters Of A Hundred Prudes.

The Newspapers! Sir, They Are The Most Villainous - Licentious -abominable - Infernal - Not That I Ever Read Them - No - I Make It A Rule Never To Look Into A Newspaper.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

We Will Not Anticipate The Past; So Mind, Young People,-our Retrospection Will Be All To The Future.