Nothing Is Perfect On The Human Stage.

Praise The Humanities, My Boy. That'll Make Them Think You're Broadminded!

Unteachable From Infancy To Tomb — There Is The First & Main Characteristic Of Mankind.

When Someone Says To Me, Ugh, You Smoke. I Reply, Ugh, You're Ugly. I Can Quit Smoking.

In Russia A Man Is Called Reactionary If He Objects To Having His Property Stolen And His Wife And Children Murdered.

I Have Benefited Greatly From Criticism, And At No Time Have I Suffered A Lack Thereof.