Unpunctuality Is A Vile Habit.

No One Should Waste A Day.

The Only Guide To Man Is His Conscience.

Politics Is Almost As Exciting As War, And Quite As Dangerous. In War You Can Only Be Killed Once, But In Politics Many Times.

I Get My Exercise Being A Pallbearer For Those Of My Friends Who Believed In Regular Running And Calisthenics.

Remember Gentleman, It's Not Just France We're Fighting For, It's Champagne!