Nothing Can Be Said, Including This Statement,

Rule Number One: Always Stick Around For One More Drink. That's When Things Happen. That's When You Find Out Everything You Want To Know.

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By Morning She Was Dead. She Had Not Died Of Starvation Or Committed Suicide By Any Conventional Means. She Had Simply Willed Herself To Die, And Being A Strong-willed Woman, She Had Succeeded. She Had Missed Dying On Her Birthday By Two Days.

Loneliness Is Not Being Alone, It's Loving Others To No Avail.

Two Tears In A Bucket. Motherfuck It.