Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My Office, But Not My House. I'm Crass, But Not That Crass.

People Don't Just Bump Into Each Other And Have Sex. This Isn't Cinemax.

Your Blessing In Life Is When You Find The Torture You're Comfortable With.

I Think That You Think That A Certain Something Is Not All That It Could Be, When, In Fact, It Is All That It Should Be, And More!

Sometimes I Think More Creativity Is Put Into Muffin Recipes Than Into The Rest Of Society Combined.