Economy Is Essential To All Good Art.

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.

Sex, That’s Meaningless, I Can Understand That, But Dinner; That’s Heavy. That’s Like An Hour.

I Love How You Just Make Coffee And Then Somehow Something Gets Done.

Ever Noticed That No Matter What Happens In One Day, It Exactly Fits In The Newspaper?

People Should Get Married Because They Have Finally Seen The Folly Of Being Single: "oh, This Is All Just Kind Of A Bad Magic Trick. I Just Keep Bending Over To Reach For This Wallet On A String. How Much Longer Am I Gonna Do That?"