Economy Is Essential To All Good Art.

All I Ever Wanted To Do Is Make People Laugh.

Well, Birthdays Are Merely Symbolic Of How Another Year Has Gone By And How Little We've Grown. No Matter How Desperate We Are That Someday A Better Self Will Emerge, With Each Flicker Of The Candles On The Cake, We Know It's Not To Be, That For The Rest Of Our Sad, Wretched Pathetic Lives, This Is Who We Are To The Bitter End. Inevitably, Irrevocably; Happy Birthday? No Such Thing.

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.

Having A 2 Year Old Is Like Having A Blender That You Don't Have The Top For.

The Human Body Is Like A Condominium. The Thing That Keeps You From Really Enjoying It Is The Maintenance.