Not A Lot Of Conservatives On This

It Usually Takes Two People A Little While To Learn Where The Funny Buttons Are And Testy Buttons Are.

I Get Letters From Women, And They Say, 'i Love Your Roman Nose.' If I Weren't On Tv And I Walked Past That Same Woman, She'd Go, 'did You See The Beak On That Guy?'

The Fact That You Fell Out Of Bed Makes Some People Think You Had More Than One Drink Before You Called For Help.

My Dad Was Jewish. My Mom Is Not. So I Was Not Raised Anything.

The Iraqis Have Once Again Failed To Meet A Deadline For A Final Draft Of The Constitution.