Nostalgia Is Not What It Used To

Nostalgia Is Not What It Used To Be.

If Marilyn Is In Love With My Husband It Proves She Has Good Taste, For I Am In Love With Him Too.

I Want Only Dead Actors. That Way There'll Be No Jealousy.

He Never Bore A Grudge Against Anyone He Wronged.

I Suspect There Isn't An Actor Alive Who Was Able To Truthfully Answer His Family's Questions After His First Day's Activity In His Future Profession.