Normal Is The Average Of Deviance.

...funny How People Want A Return To The Good Ole Days. Of Coarse The Good Ole Days Of Being A Rich White Plantation Owner. Everyone Seems To Forget The Poor White Farmer.

My Lesbianism Is An Act Of Christian Charity. All Those Women Out There Praying For A Man, And I'm Giving Them My Share.

The Owner Of Mojo's Was A Suicide Blonde, Dyed By Her Own Hand.

Never, Ever Underestimate Your Readers. Everything You Do Registers.

Once You Know What Women Are Like, Men Get Kind Of Boring. I'm Not Trying To Put Them Down, I Mean I Like Them Sometimes As People, But Sexually They're Dull.