Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

Remember, Life Is Just A Game And No One Gets Out Alive

It's Always Irritated Me That People Say, 'where's The Action? Oh Wow, There's No Action Here; Let's Go Somewhere Else.' These People Will Never Find The Action.

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!

He Who Knows How Will Always Work For He Who Knows Why.