Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog

Somebody Asked Me The Question Not Too Long Ago: 'dave, Do You Think The Music Business Has Turned Corrupt.' I Said: 'absolutely Not - It Has Always Been Corrupt.'

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage

Women Are Great. When They Dig You, There's Nothing They Won't Do. That Kind Of Loyalty Is Hard To Find - Unless You've Got A Good Dog.

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

Of Course Building A Kitchen Makes All The Symmetric Sense In The World Because Everybody's Burning Calories At 120 Beats A Minute. You Could Even Register It On A Graph At The Dj Booth. "how Fast Are They Burning Calories, Sir?" "126 A Minute." "are You Sure?" "oh, I'm Very Sure." You Can Meter That Out.