Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog

Music Videos Are Like Girlfriends. I'm Constantly Amazed On What Other People Doing

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over The 80's.

A Song Without A Hook Is Like A Train Without Rails. It Skitters All Over The Place, Bangs Into Everything. Boom! Crash! There Goes Grand Central Station. Crushed By A Train.

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.