It's Always Irritated Me That People Say,

Of Course Building A Kitchen Makes All The Symmetric Sense In The World Because Everybody's Burning Calories At 120 Beats A Minute. You Could Even Register It On A Graph At The Dj Booth. "how Fast Are They Burning Calories, Sir?" "126 A Minute." "are You Sure?" "oh, I'm Very Sure." You Can Meter That Out.

I Think The Two Most Difficult Things To Deal With In Life Are Failure And Success

It's Always Irritated Me That People Say, 'where's The Action? Oh Wow, There's No Action Here; Let's Go Somewhere Else.' These People Will Never Find The Action.

On Parties It's Not About Who You Are. The Real Reason To Which A Party Revolves Is How Good You Look.

People Ask Me How Far I've Come. And I Tell Them Twelve Feet: From The Audience To The Stage.