Nobody Remembers Second Place.

Welcome To Smackdown. This Is Where The Franchise Plays. That's Tazz, He's A Thug. And That's Michael Cole, He's Gay.

People Can Say Whatever They Want About The Sport Of Bodybuilding, But To Get Prepared To Do A Contest Or Even Think About Doing A Contest, Or Even To Get Into Decent Shape, It Requires A Certain Amount Of Discipline, And It Comes From Taking A New Year's Resolution To A Lifestyle.

Whether Fighting Or Spitting, My Discipline Is Unforgiving!

Vince Mcmahon Owns Me.

Thank You For Letting Idiots Like Me, Come Out And Live This Wonderful Wonderful Dream. I Love You To Death. Lets Go Home.