Nobody Remembers Second Place.

I Remember Back To My Days As A Teenager. When You Get Your Feelings Hurt, You Feel That Moment Of Embarrassment. You Think: "no One Wants To Talk To Me Ever Again. It's All Over." I Reassure People That's Totally Not The Case. These Bullies Are Just Hateful People Doing Hateful Things. Sometimes, It's A Lesson In Tough Love, But You Keep Positive, Smile In The Face Of Hateful Adversity And Move On. It Makes You A Stronger Person.

You're Dressed Up Like The Flag, Somebody Get Him A Pole! Oh, No, No, No, I Know How You Can Get One. Go On A Date, With Michael Cole.

And At Points In The Movie, John Cena Is Actually Impervious To Bullets!

My Life Is Being Ruined By The Internet!

I Would Say Luck And Preparation. I Didn't Dominate Wwe When I First Started, It Was A Slow Process. I Wasn't Labelled The Golden Child From Day One, It's Been A Very Long Road.