Nobody Pulls A Prank Like George Clooney.

Humility Was An Important Part Of The Way I Grew Up. And I Found That To Be Less Common When I Moved To California. That's Not To Say Humble People Don't Exist There, But Ambition Seems Really Important.

I Remember Hearing Once That Good Girls Don't Get Caught. I Think That's Sort Of A Lot Of What My Teen Years Were Like.

Every Time I Talk To A Fancy Journalist And They Ask What I Do In My Free Time My Scumbag Brain Goes 'say Masturbate, It'll Be Hilarious'.

I’ve Never Felt Like I’ve Exactly Traded On My Looks. When I Was A Teenager, I Was An Ultra-late Bloomer, And My Mom Would Say It Was A Blessing, Because It Means You Never Have To Wonder If Guys Are Only Interested In You Because You’ve Got Boobs. I Would Have Been Thrilled If Guys Were Interested In Me Because Of My Boobs! Similarly, I Think I’m Lucky That I’ve Never Had A Crisis About Whether The Only Reason I’m Successful Is Because I’m Crazy Hot. It’s Not Something That Crosses My Mind.

I Want To Do #‎ Stage Again, Because There Just Aren't Words For How Great It Is. People Say That All The Time, "there's Nothing Like Live Theater, Blah Blah," But It's Really True. I See A Show And I Know How They Feel, And It Feels Great.