Nobody Is More Truthful When He's Acting

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To Be Good, You Need To Believe In What You're Doing.

Bambi, To A Kid, Was Scary.

Despite What The Wall Street Journal Says, Our Awards Are The Best-kept Secret In America, With The Possible Exception Of What George W. Bush Did In The '70s.

I Used To Limp Around My Neighborhood Imitating Him. I Did My Bar Mitzvah With An Oklahoma Drawl.