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If You Live In A Place That You Perceive To Be A Crowded Place, You Appreciate Government; You See It As This Thing That Protects You Against Crime, That Keeps Order, That Makes Sure That Nobody Puts A Massage Parlor Next To Your House, That Keeps Other People's Dogs From Pooping On The Sidewalk.

Illegal Immigration Can Never Be Completely Stopped, No Matter How High The Wall Or How Many Patrol Agents You Have Watching It.

This Is America, And We Don't Restrict Our Battles Over People's Sex Lives To 11 Months A Year

I Write About How In Midland, The Mayor Instituted Water Conservation Measures Like Restrictions On Car Washing. He Made A Point Though That They Were Only "suggestions" And Not Government Telling People What To Do. But Then His Constituents Got Very Ticked Off At The Sight Of Their Neighbors Breaking The Rules And Demanded That They Be Made Into Actual Laws With Penalties.

I Kind Of Think That If You Show Conspiracy Theorists A Photo Of The Dead Bin Laden They Will Come Up With An Explanation For Why It's Really A Photoshoped Picture Of Bin Laden Asleep. Or His Dead Cousin Fred. Donald Trump Apparently Believes That Bin Laden Is Dead, So That Ought To Be Enough For The Middle East.