Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded

I Don't Want To Make The Wrong Mistake.

I Hate To See It Go, I'll Tell You That. I Played Here All My Life. Eighteen Years I Played Here And I'm Sorry To See It Go.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."

If You're Going To Cheat, It's Better If You Don't Get Caught.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'