No Vice Is So Bad As Advice.

I'm Too Homely For A Prima Donna And Too Ugly For A Soubrette.

To Know That One Has Never Really Tried - That Is The Only Death

The World Doesn't Go Around On Love Between Men And Women. Lovers Get Very Little Done. But Friends Do. When You Are Past Middle Life - And I Hope You Have The Rich Experience Of Love Along The Way - Don't Think Everything Is All Over. Don't Regret The Vanished Cocktail When The Stuffed Turkey Is About To Come In. Flip Out Your Napkin And Bite Into It! Friends You Can Gather Around You In The Later Years Of Life Are Worth The Whole Thing.

I Have Had A Couple Of Marriages, But Like Every Other Woman I Had A Perfect Right To Them.

No Vice Is So Bad As Advice.