My Instinct Has Always Been To Turn

In Order To Represent Life On The Stage, We Must Rub Elbows With Life, Live Ourselves

By The Time We Hit Fifty, We Have Learned Our Hardest Lessons. We Have Found Out That Only A Few Things Are Really Important. We Have Learned To Take Life Seriously, But Never Ourselves.

I Never Weep Over Lost Money, For I Figure I'd Rather Go To The Poorhouse Once Than Go There Every Day.

Never Shall I Forget Those Naked, Clean-swept Little Canadian Towns, One Just Like The Other. Before I Was Twelve Years Old, I Must Have Lived In Fifty Of Them.

Fate Cast Me To Play The Role Of An Ugly Duckling With No Promise Of Swanning. . . . I Have Played My Life As A Comedy Rather Than The Tragedy Many Would Have Made Of It.