No One Wants To See A Person

I Had An Indiana Jones Fedora That I Loved. I Don't Know What Happened To It. I Don't Know Where It Went. Wish I Had It Back. Whoever's Got It, You Suck.

Oh, Boy. I'm Still In Touch With About 90 Percent Of My Exes. They Would Describe Me As Being Unlucky In Love.

My Guiltiest Pleasure? 'untamed & Uncut'. Videos Of People Being Attacked By Animals. Yeah. I Don't Know Why. I Just Love Seeing Guys Who Say, 'i'm Gonna Stick My Hand In That Crocodile's Mouth And See What Happens.' And Then It Snaps Down On Them. There You Go - That's What You Get! It's A Wild Animal, My Friend.

My Dinner Spot Is Usually In Front Of The Tv. I'll Grill A Steak And Whip Up A Salad And Watch 'hoarders.' I Love It Because A) I'm Kind Of Voyeuristic, And B) Every Time I See An Episode, I Go To The One Room Where All My Unpacked Boxes Wound Up, And I Throw Out A Box Of Stuff.

Men Walk On The Moon. To Me, This Speaks Of A Time When America Wasn't Just About The Almighty Buck. The Russians Had Put Up Sputnik, And The U.s. Would Not Be Outdone. I Admire That About The American Spirit. There's Only One Spot In History For The First Ever Of Anything.