No Matter How Much You Screw Up

I Think People Don't Understand That Comedy Is An Outlet For Me. Comedy Allows Me To Get Outside Of Myself, And Exercise This Thing That Is Still Kind Of Scary To Me.

Why Not Work With Your Friends? It's Working With People You Know, And You Share The Same Sensibility.

I'm In A Glass Case Of Emotion

I Hate When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like. It Was Born 15 Minutes Ago, It Looks Like A Potato

A Lot Of People Have Gotten Into Comedy Because Of Certain Influences In Their Lives Or Events That Were Painful, And I Really Have Wracked My Brain To Figure It Out. I Pretty Much Have Had A Normal Childhood. Maybe It Was Too Normal.