No Matter How Much You Screw Up

I Have Only Been Funny About Seventy Four Per Cent Of The Time. Yes I Think That Is Right. Seventy-four Per Cent Of The Time.

I've Always Loved Watching The News On Tv. As A Kid, I Loved Watching Walter Cronkite, For Some Reason.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

I Don't Really Think In Absolutes.

One Of My First Memories Of Being A Kid Was, 'i Want To Have A Real Job When I Grow Up.' And To Me That Meant You Wear A Suit And A Hat And Carry A Briefcase And Go To Your Job.