I Have Only Been Funny About Seventy

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

Black, White, Yellow, Brown - We Wanted Somebody Who Would Do Right By Us. And I Think Because Obama Was That Person, Whether He Was Black Or White, He Was Chosen

My Dad Turned Me Onto Peter Sellers As A Kid. I Loved The Fact That He Was A Unique Combination Of Being Extremely Subtle And Over-the-top All At The Same Time, And That's A Hard Thing To Do. I Admire That.

I Look Good. I Mean, Really Good. Hey Everyone! Come And See How Good I Look!

What’s The Point Of Being Bad When There’s Nothing Good To Stop You?