No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good

The Underdog Often Starts The Fight, And Occasionally The Upper Dog Deserves To Win.

Financial Sense Is Knowing That Certain Men Will Promise To Do Certain Things, And Fail.

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.