No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.

When People Hear Good Music, It Makes Them Homesick For Something They Never Had, And Never Will Have.

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.

One Of The Most Difficult Things In The World Is To Convince A Woman That Even A Bargain Costs Money.