No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good

Express A Mean Opinion Of Yourself Occasionally; It Will Show Your Friends That You Know How To Tell The Truth.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

Virtue Must Be Valuable, If Men And Women Of All Degrees Pretend To Have It.

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.