No Libraries, No Progress.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

Remember Judy Garland? She Retired 40 Times.

Having A Phobia Has Changed Me.

People Over 100 Are The Fastest-growing Group In America. People Soon Will Be Working 'til 100 - Some Because They Have To - And Living 'til 125 Or Even 135. What Do I Know, I'm Just A Weatherman, But I've Made A Hobby Of Studying This, And It's Phenomenal.

I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'