No Libraries, No Progress.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.

Thanksgiving Just Gets Me All Warm And Tingly And All Kinds Of Wonderful Inside.

I've Always Had A Reputation As A Buffoon.

When I Can, I Do 25 Minutes Of Calisthenics Every Day.