Take A Microphone Out Of My Hands,

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

Thanksgiving Just Gets Me All Warm And Tingly And All Kinds Of Wonderful Inside.

The Critics - How Come You Never See Any Of Them On Tv?

When You Hit The Big Time, Big Money, Big Egos, People Don't Talk. You Have No Friends.

Positive Feelings Come From Being Honest About Yourself And Accepting Your Personality, And Physical Characteristics, Warts And All; And, From Belonging To A Family That Accepts You Without Question.