No, I'm Not A Republican Working In

I'd Love To Be In The '70s. I'd Love To Have A Big, Long Wig Parted Down The Middle With Flat-ironed Hair And Bell-bottoms. They're Actually Very Flattering For My Figure. The Wider The Leg, The Better For A Person With A Booty.

If You Heard Me Sing, You Would Just Plug Your Ears And Run, Screaming, The Other Way. I Promise.

I Remember Feeling The Temperature Change The First Time The Curtain Came Up, The Difference Between The Audience Temperature And The Stage Temperature. I'll Never Forget It.

I Think Sometimes When You Can Feel The Velocity Of Change, Like Nowadays, You Really Need A Seat Belt. It's Almost Like Having A Growth Spurt That You Can Feel, Like A 16-year-old Who Woke Up One Day And Grew Four Inches Literally Overnight. That Can Be A Painful Thing Sometimes.

I Usually Feel Like The Role Comes To You To Sort Of Illuminate Some Piece Of Where You Are In Your Life. I Feel Like I Myself Am A Single Woman And I'm Childless - By Choice - At This Point, And I Don't Know What Will Happen.