No Friendship Is An Accident.

Perhaps There Is No Happiness In Life So Perfect As The Martyr's.

What Else Can You Expect From A Town Thats Shut Off From The World By The Ocean On One Side And New Jersey On The Other?

Be Always Decent And Right In Your Home Town; And When You're On The Road, Never Take More Than Four Glasses Of Beer A Day Or Play Higher Than A Twenty-five-cent Limit.

It Couldn't Have Happened Anywhere But In Little Old New York.

If Man Knew How Women Pass The Time When They Are Alone, They'd Never Marry.