It'll Be A Great Place If They

If There Ever Was An Aviary Overstocked With Jays It Is That Yaptown-on-the-hudson, Call New York. Cosmopolitan They Call It, You Bet. So's A Piece Of Fly-paper. You Listen Close When They're Buzzing And Trying To Pull Their Feet Out Of The Sticky Stuff. "little Old New York's Good Enough For Us"--that's What They Sing.

Those Whom We First Love We Seldom Marry

Inject A Few Raisins Of Conversation Into The Tasteless Dough Of Existence.

We May Achieve Climate, But Weather Is Thrust Upon Us.

It Couldn't Have Happened Anywhere But In Little Old New York.