Ninety Percent Of People's Nightmares Is Standing

Well, I Quite Like Animals, But Theyre Unpredictable. I Mean, Look At Old Whats-his-name In Vegas. Tiger Dragged Him Off The Stage, You Know? The Guy Brought Up Tigers. Theyre Quite Unpredictable.

The Person Who Comes Up To You And Makes The Most Noise And Is The Most Intrusive Is Invariably The Person In The Room Who Has No Respect For You At All, And It's Really All About Them.

Nowadays The Big Hollywood Studios Only Make About Three Movies A Year, And They Cost About $200 Million Each. There's No Room For Error In That, And Not A Lot Of Room, I Would Think, For Free Expression.

I Went To Glenalmond And Got The Piss Taken Out Of Me For My Glasgow Accent. Then I Spent Five Years At This Very Posh School, Came Out Sounding Like Prince Charles, Which You Have To Do In Order To Survive, And Then I Got Called Lord Fauntleroy For The First Six Months At Art School.

When You Are New To The Business, You Think If You Give A Really Bad Performance, That's One They Will Print. You Will Be Judged. You Just Have To Be Brave.