I Knew It Was Going To Be

If You've Got A Huge Hollywood Star In Your Film, They're Getting $32 Million, And Everyone Else Gets Their Bus Fare.

I Knew It Was Going To Be Enormous Because Of The Number Of People Who Bought The Books, But, To Be Honest, I Never Thought It Would Be Bigger Than Bond. Never In A Million Years.

I Went To Glenalmond And Got The Piss Taken Out Of Me For My Glasgow Accent. Then I Spent Five Years At This Very Posh School, Came Out Sounding Like Prince Charles, Which You Have To Do In Order To Survive, And Then I Got Called Lord Fauntleroy For The First Six Months At Art School.

I Had A Very Bad Time With Acid. I Did That Classic Thing Of Looking In The Mirror By Mistake And Seeing The Devil. But I Took It Several Times, Because You Always Think That Next Time You Might Have The Wonderful Time That Everyone Else Is Having.

Is It Just Me, Or Is The World Full Of Beautiful Women?