If I Had A Billion Dollars I

Oh Sure, I Have A Few Black People In My Family Tree. They're Probably Still Hanging There.

They Say That Guys Who Like Chick Flicks Tend To Do A Little Better With The Ladies. Well, I Invented The Chick Flick, So You Can Pretty Much Guess Where That Leaves Me.

I Use The N Word Almost Daily. It Reminds Me That I'm Successful

I Really Like Just Super Dry Comedy.

I Just Don't See How Anyone Can Hate America. I Mean, Crap, I Live There. What More Do You Need?