Nine-tenths Of The World Is Entertained By

Wisdom Is Never Dear, Provided The Article Be Genuine.

Washington Is Not A Place To Live In. The Rents Are High, The Food Is Bad, The Dust Is Disgusting And The Morals Are Deplorable. Go West, Young Man, Go West And Grow Up With The Country.

A Cigar Has "...a Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other."

The Darkest Hour In Any Man's Life Is When He Sits Down To Plan How To Get Money Without Earning It.

Morality And Religion Are But Words To Him Who Fishes In Gutters For The Means Of Sustaining Life, And Crouches Behind Barrels In The Street For Shelter From The Cutting Blasts Of A Winter Night.