Washington Is Not A Place To Live

If Any Young Man Is About To Commence The World, We Say To Him, Publicly And Privately, Go To The West

The Best Use Of A Journal Is To Print The Largest Practical Amount Of Important Truth: Truth Which Tends To Make Mankind Wiser, And Thus Happier.

Relaxation Is A Physical And Moral Necessity. Animals, Even To The Simplest And Dullest, Have Their Games, Their Sports, Their Diversions. The Toil-worn Artisan, Stooping And Straining Over His Daily Task, Which Taxes Eye And Brain And Limb, Ought To Have Opportunity And Means For An Hour Or Two Of Relaxation After That Task Is Concluded.

We Should Not Care Much Whether Those Thus United (against Slavery) Were Designated 'whig,' 'free Democrat' Or Something Else; Though We Think Some Simple Name Like 'republican' Would More Fitly Designate Those Who Had United To Restore The Union To Its True Mission Of Champion And Promulgator Of Liberty Rather Than Propagandist Of Slavery.

You May Be Witty, But Not Satirical.