Nice To Be Here? At My Age

This Is All So Exciting I've Decided To Keep Making One Movie Every 36 Years.

Old Age Is When You Resent The Swimsuit Issue Of Sports Illustrated Because There Are Fewer Articles To Read.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.