Nice To Be Here? At My Age

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.

When Jack Benny Has A Party, You Not Only Bring Your Own Scotch, You Bring Your Own Rocks.

I'm Very Pleased To Be Here. Let's Face It, At My Age I'm Very Pleased To Be Anywhere.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.