Nice Things Are Nicer Than Nasty Ones.

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For.

Hangover Cure: Rigorous Sex, Hydration, Hot Bath, Then "go Up For Half An Hour In An Open Aeroplane. (needless To Say, With A Non-hungover Person At The Controls)."

Those Who Professed Themselves Unable To Believe In The Reality Of Human Progress Ought To Cheer Themselves Up, As The Students Under Examination Had Conceivably Been Cheered Up, By A Short Study Of The Middle Ages. The Hydrogen Bomb, The South African Government, Chioang Kaidick, Senator Mccarthy Himself, Would Then Seem A Light Price To Pay For No Longer Being In The Middle Ages.

Outside Every Fat Man There Is An Even Fatter Man Trying To Close In.

Only A World Without Love Strikes Me As Instantly And Decisively More Terrible Than One Without Music.