Outside Every Fat Man There Is An

Death Has This Much To Be Said For It: You Don't Have To Get Out Of Bed For It. Wherever You Happen To Be They Bring It To You—free.

The Human Race Has Not Devised Any Way Of Dissolving Barriers, Getting To Know The Other Chap Fast, Breaking The Ice, That Is One-tenth As Handy And Efficient As Letting You And The Other Chap, Or Chaps, Cease To Be Totally Sober At About The Same Rate In Agreeable Surroundings.

Politics Is A Thing That Only The Unsophisticated Can Really Go For.

When Starting To Think About Any Novel, Part Of The Motive Is: I'm Going To Show Them, This Time.

If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is Little Point In Writing.