New York Now Leads The World's Great

Yesterday Senator John Kerry Changed His Mind And Now Supports The Ban On Gay Marriages. I'm Telling You This Guy Has More Positions Than Paris Hilton.

I Know You're On The Atkins Diet, But Could You Stop Eating Bacon During Sex?

Bronco Rick Perry Is The First Candidate I've Ever Heard Say He's Not Doing Well Because He's Sleepy. You Know, We Criticized George W. Bush A Lot, But There Was One Thing He Was Very Disciplined About, And That Was Getting His Full Eight Years Of Sleep.

Tim Tebow May Be Back In The Nfl With The Philadelphia Eagles. As You Remember, He Was Thrown Out Of The League When He Landed His Gyrocopter On The White House Lawn.

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Everybody Loves Them. But I Thought This Was Interesting On The Box, 'konsult Kardiologist.