New York City Subways Are Now Getting

I'm An Environmentalist. Most Of My Jokes Are Recycled.

Final Installment Of Things More Fun Than Reading The Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving Into A Tree, Microwaving Your Head, And Getting Stabbed In The Eye With A Carrot.

Don't Use Your Bedroom For Work, Unless You're A Prostitute.

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