New Year's Resolution: To Refrain From Saying

Don't Pity Me Now, Don't Pity Me Never; I'm Going To Do Nothing For Ever And Ever.

The Englishman Can Get Along With Sex Quite Perfectly So Long As He Can Pretend That It Isn't Sex But Something Else.

The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who Has No Talent And Is Modest About It.

A Professional Is A Man Who Can Do His Job When He Doesn't Feel Like It. An Amateur Is A Man Who Can't Do His Job When He Does Feel Like It.

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.