Never Wear A Red T-shirt To Target.

I Really Enjoyed Working On The 2009 Film, 'aliens In The Attic,' Because It Was Shot In New Zealand And I Got To Visit There For The First Time.

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

As A Comedian, You're Kind Of Like A Blues Musician; You Have To Live A Little Bit.

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.

I Played A Security Guard, And I Think It Was In The State Department. This Was My First Acting Role, Really, And I Remember Rehearsing It On The Couch With My Girlfriend At The Time. I Had A Real Problem With Saying The Word "incendiary." Most Of My Rehearsal Was Spent On Pronouncing The Word "incendiary."