I Played A Security Guard, And I

I Think Little Nicky Was A Divergence From The Films Adam Sandler Was Used To Doing, And He Was Taking A Risk. I Admire Him For Doing That.

When I Began Doing Stand-up, It Took Me A Long Time To Get An Hour's Worth Of Material Together.

There's So Many Vegetarian Foods Now That Are Available At The Market . The Same With Drive-throughs. Now, A Lot Of Them Serve Veggie Burgers Just Like The Restaurants Are Doing. So, It's Really Very Easy.

Me And Conan O'brien And Robert Smigel And Dana Carvey Wrote A Script Called 'hans And Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' And It Was Going To Be Co-produced With Arnold Schwarzenegger, And He Was Going To Co-star In It. We Had A Deal With Sony, We Got Paid To Write It, And It Was A Musical, But It Never Got Made Because...i Think Arnold Kind Of Backed Out At The Last Minute Because He Was Getting Cold Feet Because ;the Last Action Hero' Had Come Out, Where He Was Parodying Himself. But It Was A Really Funny Script, And I Wish It Could've Seen The Light, Because I Think It Would've Done Really Well.

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Is Not So Much About Hollywood. It's More About Larry's Weaknesses.