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For Now, We Assume That Self-evolving Robots Will Learn To Mimic Human Traits, Including, Eventually, Humor. And So, I Can't Wait To Hear The First Joke That One Robot Tells To Another Robot.

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Never Forget The Power Of Silence, That Massively Disconcerting Pause Which Goes On And On And May Last Induce An Opponent To Babble And Backtrack Nervously.

The Television Anchorman Dan Rather Turns Up In Rag-top Native Drag In Afghanistan, The Surrogate Of Our Culture With His Camera Crew, Intrepid As Sir Richard Burton Sneaking Into Mecca.

Walter Duranty Helped To Turn The Monster Stalin Into A World Figure And A Hero Of The Leftistwestern Intelligentsia By Defending The Bloodbath Of The Soviet Union From Its Critics In The Now Famous: "you Can't Make An Omelette Without Breaking Eggs.