Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

There Is Something Endearing About The Weatherman.

These Days, You Have To Have A Gimmick To Do The Weather. You Have To Have An Act.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.