Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

When You Hit The Big Time, Big Money, Big Egos, People Don't Talk. You Have No Friends.

The Best Cookies Of All In The World Are The Ones My Daughter Sally Makes. They Come Out All Uniform With Nice Little Air Holes.

There Is Something Endearing About The Weatherman.

I Talk Too Much. I Eat Too Much.

I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.