Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

I Have Always Said That The Best Training To Be A Tv Newsman Or Anybody On Television Is To Do A Children's Show Because You Are Oblivious To The Fact That There Is A Camera There.

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.

These Days, You Have To Have A Gimmick To Do The Weather. You Have To Have An Act.

I Had The Privilege Of Having Two Sets Of Loving Grandparents.