Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

Librarians Have Always Been Among The Most Thoughtful And Helpful People. They Are Teachers Without A Classroom.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

I Have The Best Job In The Entire History Of Broadcasting.

In High School, I Weighed 175 To 180. I Looked Like Abraham Lincoln. I Was 6-foot-3, Biggest Thing In The Class, But Tall, Not Fat.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.