Never Shake Hands With Colleagues In Court;

The Worst Fault Of The Working Classes Is Telling Their Children They're Not Going To Succeed, Saying: There Is Life, But It's Not For You.

Never Shake Hands With Colleagues In Court; The Customers Think You're Making Deals.

I Don't Think You Ever Feel A Success Really Because Everything Could Always Be Done Better Than You've Done It.

I Knew Nothing About Farce Until I Read Puce A L'oreille, And Had No Idea What A Deadly Serious Business It Is.

The Only Rule I Have Found To Have Any Validity In Writing Is Not To Bore Yourself.