Never Ruin An Apology With An Excuse.

Fear Not Death; For The Sooner We Die, The Longer Shall We Be Immortal.

Is There Anything Men Take More Pains About Than To Render Themselves Unhappy?

God Helps Them That Help Themselves.

Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us That He Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.

The Things Of This World Take Up Too Much Of My Time, Of Which Indeed I Have Too Little Left, To Undertake Anything Like A Reformation In Religion.