If It Were Not For The Belly,

Little Leaks Sink The Ship.

Those Who Desire To Give Up Freedom In Order To Gain Security Will Not Have Either One.

Your Net Worth To The World Is Usually Determined By What Remains After Your Bad Habits Are Subtracted From Your Good Ones.

The Two Most Beautiful Sights I Have Witnessed In My Life Are A Full Blown Ship At Sail And The Round-bellied Pregnant Female.

The Happy State Of Matrimony Is, Undoubtedly, The Surest And Most Lasting Foundation Of Comfort And Love . . . The Cause Of All Good Order In The World, And What Alone Preserves It From The Utmost Confusion.