If It Were Not For The Belly,

To The Haranguers Of The Populace Among The Ancients, Succeed Among The Moderns Your Writers Of Political Pamphlets And News-papers, And Your Coffee-house Talkers.

I Have Heard That Nothing Gives An Author So Great Pleasure, As To Find His Works Respectfully Quoted By Other Learned Authors.

Beer Is Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy

The Purpose Of Money Was To Purchase One's Freedom To Pursue That Which Is Useful And Interesting.

Visit Your Aunt, But Not Every Day; And Call At Your Brother's, But Not Every Night.