When Knaves Betray Each Other, One Can

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Cure.

A Bargain Is Something You Have To Find A Use For Once You Have Bought It.

Contentment Makes A Poor Person Rich And Discontent Makes A Rich Person Poor.

Beer Is Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy

Women Are Books, And Men The Readers Be, Who Sometimes In Those Books Erratas See; Yet Oft The Reader's Raptured With Each Line, Fair Print And Paper, Fraught With Sense Divine; Tho' Some, Neglectful, Seldom Care To Read, And Faithful Wives No More Than Bibles Heed. Are Women Books? Says Hodge, Then Would Mine Were An Almanack, To Change Her Every Year.